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The 5 best SEO-themed Valentine’s Day cards


Happy Valentine’s Day! As always, we like to do fun videos for special holidays, so today, we’re sharing the 5 best SEO-themed Valentine’s Day cards. We searched deep in the corners of the internet to bring you these 5 hilarious and nerdy SEO Valentine’s cards… Enjoy!


Welcome back to another Wednesday Workshop from DealerOn. Today’s video is short and sweet, cause first of all, I’m flying back from speaking at an event in Portland today, and also – it’s Valentine’s Day!

We’ve got a lot of new people watching lately, since we just won BrightLocal’s annual “Best Local SEO blog” survey. Thanks again to everyone who voted – hopefully you really think our blog and videos share useful information and you didn’t just vote for me cause it’s funny when we put in sound effects when I do “air quotes”

Those of you who have been watching for a while already know – but for all the new followers out there, we always do something fun for holidays – so today, we thought it’d be fun to share the top 5 SEO-themed Valentine’s Day cards.

We had our team scour the internet for the best SEO-themed cards, and here’s what we found:

Number 5: You rank number one in my search engine – organically, not through ppc ads

Number 4: Let’s get serious this Valentine’s and change those 302’s to 301’s

Number 3: You make my heart bounce like a bad landing page

Number 2: If I was Google, I’d index you all day long

And the best SEO themed valentine’s day card we found: I’d use Internet Explorer for you

And we have an honorable mention – Are you an algorithm? Because my rankings are falling for you.

If we’re going to nerd out with SEO Valentines cards, we’re already WAY into nerd town… so I’d be remiss in not pointing out that this one would have made the cut if it had asked if you were an algorithm update, since that’s what would actually cause rankings to drop… but the idea’s funny, so we still wanted to show it.

That’s all the time we have for this week’s video! As always, if you’ve got questions or comments, leave ‘em down below and we’ll get back to you shortly. Thanks for watching, and we’ll see you again next week for another Wednesday Workshop from DealerOn.

Author Greg Gifford

Greg Gifford is the Vice President of Search at DealerOn. He has over 16 years of online marketing and web design experience, and has specialized in automotive SEO for the last 8 years, helping hundreds of auto dealers thrive while the industry has struggled during the recession. Greg speaks internationally at both automotive and SEO conferences, teaching thousands of small business owners and marketers how to get their sites to show up higher in local search rankings. Greg also spends his spare time doing freelance website design and SEO for local businesses. He graduated from Southern Methodist University with a BA in Cinema and Communications, and has an obscure movie quote for just about any situation.

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